There was this guy who weigh 500 pounds. He was so fat that everyone laughed
at him. One day he decided enough is enough. He went to a doctor for help.
The doctor told him that he has some weight reducing pills that would make him weigh only 150 pounds in two weeks. But the pills will cost him
$500.
The Fat Man told the doctor that he would spend anything if it is that good. So, he paid the money and got his pills.
Sure enough, he went down to 150 pounds after two weeks. But, he lost his weight so much and so fast that his skin did not have a change to retract. He was flabish all over. People continued to laugh at him. So, he went back to the doctor to ask for help, again.
The doctor told him that that is what's going to be unless he perform a surgery on him. But that will cost $2,000!
The Fat Man paid the doctor. The doctor took him into the surgery room and began pulling up on his scalp. He asked the Fat man at one point to see if that was enogh. The Fat Man said okay. The doctor tied a knot with the skin. Cut off the excess and through it away.
After a couple of weeks, he recovered and felt really good about himself. He went to town to celibrate. A friend saw and asked him what he did to himself. The Fat Man proudly told his friend that he spent a lot of money and now he feels really good.
Then, the Fat Man noticed that his friend keep staring at him and asked him what he was looking at.
His friend asked, "What's that scar on your forehead?"
Touching his forehead, the Fat Man said, "That's not a scar. That's my Navel!"
His friend began laughing and couldn't stop.
The Fat Man then said to his friend, "If you think that's funny," spreading open his collar, the fat Man continued, "you ought to see what's under my tie!"
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