Two rabbis were in a Chinese resturaunt eating chicken fried rice when the question came up about Jews in China. Not being able to answer the question themselves, they decided to ask the waiter if there were any Chinese Jews.
The waiter didn't know so he said he would ask his boss. He came back and said that his boss said that there was no such thing as Chinese Jews.
The Rabbis became incensed and said that there were Jews all over the world. There had to be Chinese Jews. The waiter said he would ask his boss again.
When he came back this time, his told the rabbis, "We really don't have any Chinese Jews. But I can get you some Orange Jews, Apple Jews, or Soft Drink. but no Chinese Jews."
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