Three guys die together and go to heaven.....
St. Peter says, We only have one rule... Don't step on the ducks as they are God's favorite creation."
They enter heaven and see ducks everwhere and it's almost impossible not to step on a duck.
The first guy accidentally steps on one, and soon here comes St. Peter with the biggest, ugliest woman he'd ever seen...
St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment is to be chained to this ugly woman forever."
The next day the second guy steps on a duck... Sure enough, St. Peter comes with another ugly woman and chains them together.
Seeing this, the third guy is very, very careful. He goes for months and does not step on any ducks. One day, St. Peter comes along with this beautiful woman... Blond, blue-eyed, very young and very sexy. He chains them together and leaves without a word.
The man remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve this good fortune?
The blond says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."
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