One mid-Summer, this truck driver was going through Southern Arizona. He got
hungary and went to a restaurant in a small town.
A Fat waitress waited on him and asked what he will have.
He said, "I am really hungary. Make me two hamburgers and a Hot Dog."
As she was walking away, he noticed that she went into what looked like a
walk-in cooler. When she came out, he saw that she had a meat patty under each of her
arm-pits.
He waved for her to come over and asked, "Why do you do that?"
She answer, "Sir, in a small town like ours, we don't sell many of these. So we
stored them in a freezer to keep them fresh. Since you are so hungary, I want to hurry
up and cook them. This way, I can thaw them out quicker. Don't you think that's a good
idea?
The Truck Driver thought for a moment and said, "Yeah, I think it is a good idea.
But, tell you what. Cook the two hamburgers, but skip the Hot Dog. Will you?"
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