This Millionaire died and left everything to his widow. She had him cremated according to his will.
With so much money on hand, the widow began spending like there's no tomorrow. She bought herself all kinds of luxury items including a Yacht. She keeps the urn of ashes containing her husband's remains in the yacht as well.
"One day, she went out sailing. While in the middle of the ocean, she took the urn with her to the bow. She began talking to the urn as if her husband is still alive,
"Honey, I want to thank you for everything you left me. Now I am able to buy anything I wanted which you were so stingy to spend your money on. But, now, I have the pearl necklace, this 8 carat diamond ring. Oh, yeah, I almost forgot, this yacht!"
She continue talking as she open the urn and pour the ashes out on her palm.
"As to the blow job you had always wanted, HERE!"
She then proceeded to blow the ashes from her palm into the ocean.
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