#1 SON'S ONE LINERS

Do you know how to find an Old Man in the dark? It ain't Hard! Boy one to Boy two, "What's that dirt in you nose?" Boy two: "It's NOT!" Boy one to Boy two, "What has four wheels and flies?" Boy two: "A garbage Truck!" One Man to another, "What's the Square Root of 69?" Man Answered: "Eight something, ain't it?" The early bird may get the worn, but, the second mouse gets the cheese!