- "Man who runs in front of car get tired."
- "Man who run behind car get exhausted."
- "Man with hand in pocket feels cocky all day."
- "Foolish man gives wife grand piano.... wise man give upright organ"
- "Man who walks through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok."
- "Man with one chopstick goes hungry"
- "Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails."
- "Baseball is wrong....Man with four balls cannot walk!"
- "Panties not best thing on earth....but next to it."
- "War doesn't determine who right....war determines who's left."
- "Wife who puts husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house."
- "It takes many nails to build crib.....but one screw to fill it."
- "Man who fights with wife all day....get no piece at night."
- "Man who tells one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"
- "Man who drive like hell....bound to get there!"
- "Man who sits on tack gets point!"
- "Man who stands on toilet is hight on pot!"
- "Man who lives in glass house should change in basement!"
- "Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs."
- "Man who farts in church sits in own pew."
- "Man who jumps from tall building....jumps to conclusion."
- "Crowded elevator smells different to midget."
- "Woman who flies up-side-down has crack up!"
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