This man went to a Motel and rented a room. Then, he called the front desk and
asked if they have any girls available.
The Clerk said, "Yes sir! We can get any girl you like!"
The man told him that he is not so sure because he has special requirements.
The Clerk asured him. So the man said, "I want a red-head with blue eyes. But
NO Freckles. Six feet five inches tall and weigh only 80 pounds."
The Clerk said, "In that case, I'll see what I can do, then."
Later, the clerk called back and told the man, "I don't have quite what you asked
for, but close! She is 6'-3", Red Headed, blue eyes, and weigh 85 pound."
The man told him to bring her in. When they arrived, he accepted her.
As the Red-head was undressing, the man pour a glass of milk and put it on the
table. Then, he went to the closet and let out his 5 year old daughter.
Pointing at the milk, then at the red-head, the man said to his daughter,
"Look, honey, if you don't drink your milk, you are going to look just like her!"
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