A very wealthy 90 year old man was getting too frail. His only daugther decided to put him in the Rest Home famous for its excellent service.
As she was working on the registration paper work, she left him sitting in a wheel chair. The old man began gradually falling to the right. Suddenly, a nurse appeared from nowhere and placed a pillow on his right to prop him up.
The old man then gradually leaned to the left side. Again, suddenly, a nurse appeared from nowhere and placed a pillow on his left to prop him up.
Then, the old man gradually tipped forward. A nurse rush up with a rope and fastened him to the wheel chair to keep him from falling over.
By this time, the daughter had finished her paper work. Noting what had happened to her father, she asked him how he liked the excellent service he had been getting so far.
The Old man replied, "Yeah, they have good service alright. But they don't let you fart!"
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