This guy was eating at a restaurant and noticed that EVERY waiter had a spoon in his vest pocket. He got curious and ask his waiter why.
The waiter replied, "The restaurant owner believs in efficiency. So, he hire some outfit to study what could be done to provide better and quicker service to our customers.
The found that dropping a tea spoon is one single most frequent occurance by the customers. When it happened, they will ask the waiter for another one. So, efficiency experts advised that all of us waiters carry a spare tea spoon. We can just hand the customer a clean one when it happens so that we do not have interrupt our work by going to the kitchen every time."
The customer accepted the explanation because it sounded reasonable. Then he also noticed that every male waiter has a white string hanging out the top of his fly. Again, he asked the wait why.
The waiter explained, "Again, it is the efficiency experts. They reasoned that since we are reqquired to wash our hands every time when we go to the bathroom. That will take time. So, they advised us male waiters to tie a string on the tip of our "things" so that we could just "pull" it out without touching it. Hence, we could skip washing our hands to save time."
The customer was impressed with how thorough the experts had done their home work. But, something still bothered him. So, he asked the waiter,
"But, how do you guys put it back in?"
The waiter looked around a little and whispered, "Look, friend, I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon!"
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