Los Angeles Police lucked out with a robbery suspect who just
couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives
asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me
all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not
what I said!"
A bank robber in Virginia Beach got a nasty surprise when a
dye pack designed to mark stolen money exploded in his Fruit-
of-the-Looms. The robber apparently stuffed the loot down the
front of his pants as he was running out the door. "He was
seen hopping and jumping around," said a police spokesman,
"with an explosion taking place inside his pants." Police
have the man's charred trousers in custody.
In Modesto, CA, A man was arrested for trying to hold up a
bank without a weapon. He used a thumb and a finger to
simulate a gun, but unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand
in his pocket. Wonder what he uses for a knife?
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