TEN TIME ITS NORMAL SIZE?

This girl, Mary, was taking a course in Human Anatomy. One morning when she went to the class, the Professor asked her, "Mary, can you tell the class what part of the human anatomy will enlarge to ten times it normal size during the period of emotion and exitment?"

Maryjust blushed and said, "Sir, I refuse to answer the question."

The Professor then turn to a boy and said, "John, can you tell the class the answer?"

John answer correctly, "Yes sir, they are the Pupils of the eyes!"

The Professor said, "Correct!" He then turn to Mary and said, "Mary, your refusal to answer the question make three things evident.

One, you did not study last night's assignment.

Two, you have a dirty mind!

Three, I think marriage will be a tremendous disappoinment for you!"

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