A sociologist, a psychologist, and a computer programmer were
discussing the consequences and implications of a married man
having a mistress.
The sociologist's opinion was that it is absolutely and categorically
unforgivable for a married man to forfeit the bond of matrimony, and
engage in such lowly and lustful pursuits.
The psychologist's opinion was that although morally reprehensible,
if a man MUST have a mistress to achieve his full potential as
a human being, then -- well -- he may go ahead and choose to have
a mistress, as long as he is considerate enough to keep this secret
from his wife.
The programmer then interjected: "I also believe that, if necessary,
a married man is entitled to a mistress. However, I do not see why
the affair should be concealed from the wife. On the contrary, if
the affair is out in the open, then on Friday evenings he may tell
his wife that he is going to see his mistress, tell his mistress
that he is going to be with his wife, then go to his office and
get some work done!"
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